loser’s litter

Listen up.

No matter how much time you spend straightening your hair, shaving your legs, layering on mascara, choosing a weather-inappropriate outfit or shaving your chest –

that last one was for the fellas, who I hope aren’t actually shaving their chests

– littering automatically makes you ugly.


So don’t litter.

Throwing gum underneath a seat – in this case, attempting to – or sticking it on the underside of a table is akin to acting like a five year old who so badly wants nothing to do with his/her gum that it gets shoved secretly into Mama’s purse. If you can’t figure out how to properly dispose of it, don’t chew it.

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