From the makers of bacon and cheese popcorn, bacon lip balm, baconnaise (now in lite form!) and bacon infant formula, I am honoured (you know it’s big time when I pretend to be British) to present to you the latest from the brilliant minds of J&D’s –
The bacon coffin.
For the reasonable price of $2,999.99, you can rest in eternal peace wrapped in your favorite bits of cured pork. Visit their website for more information, but let me further entice you by mentioning they also throw in a bacon air freshener. I cannot even begin to tell you how incredibly useful that will be in the afterlife.
Have a happy Friday.