United, you and I are going to have to have a little talk.
And by “little talk” I mean, what the hell are you doing!?
How does this slop constitute dinner? The sauce was lacking, just plain lacking. I’m not sure if that was rice in top because it had the same taste and consistency as porridge.
Shame on you, United. I know what they’re eating in business, I know how much these tickets cost at full price and I won’t stand for it!
Have a happy and well-fed Friday, kids. You deserve it.